I have realized that of late the quality of my prose is rather inconsistent. At times, I look back at my writing and say "I hath wrought well." and, at other times, a more appropriate response seems to be "Hyurh?!" I find that I must take responsibility for this lack of quality. However, I hope that by sheer number of posts, I shall be able to help you to ignore this bad form.
But, I hear you protest, you claim to be a writer. Why would I post anything that lacks in poetry, grace, eloquence..? This is a fair question and deserves a fair answer. And so to you I say -